The ‘Star Wars’/Bieber Mashup You Never Asked For & Your Morning Links

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MORNING LINKS

Twilight Releases Most Boring Set Of Promo Stills In History Of Man |Film Drunk|

Kid Dynamite: Mike Tyson In Pictures With Famous People |Smoking Section|

KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Atlanta Falcons |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Plugging away.

‘The Hobbit’ Officially Split Into Three Films, So Here Are The Likely
Titles |Gamma Squad|

Here’s The NHL Dude Bro That’s Dating Elin Nordegren’s Giant Pile Of
Money |With Leather|

NBC Is Tape-Delaying The Olympics Because They Are Smart And You Are
Dumb, Says NBC |Warming Glow|

Is This The Best Chris Brown Review Ever? |UPROXX|

Here’s Bradley Cooper As The Elephant Man |The Superficial|

7 Surreal And Scary Quotes From The Trial Of Pussy Riot |Buzzfeed|

Amber Heard Does Guess |IDLYITW|

Former ‘SNL’ Stars On Why They Can’t Go After Obama |HuffPost Comedy|

Behold Michael Douglas and Matt Damon, spotted as Liberace and his
39-years-younger lover |Daily What|

7 Schools Where Streaking Is An Organized Sport |Mental Floss|

5 Medical Innovations of the Civil War |The FW|

Rumor SQUASHED!! Emma Watson Is NOT Doing Fifty Shades Adaptation |Videogum|

The Conservative Lorax |College Humor|

Is This Really Necessary? |Work LOLs|

The rise and fall of Bruce Jenner. Not listed: his mysterious
transformation into an old lesbian |Fark|

How Does Total Recall Hold Up? |Vulture|

The Sixth Annual Pajiba Ten: A Celebration of the Coolest, Sexiest
Celebrities on the Planet |Pajiba|

The Six Best Superhero Themes |Unreality|

The Olympics Don’t Officially Begin Until a Female Weightlifter Pees
Herself |BroBible|

How To Keep A Secret |High Definite|

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