Today was the first day that I’ve actually listened to the Miley Cyrus hit “Wrecking Ball” in its entirety, because I’ve found it quite difficult to get past her Mars Attacks!-like “Eck-eck-eck” chorus. But the version that I listened to wasn’t Miley’s. Instead, I watched this strange, disturbing cover of “Wrecking Ball” and remake of the video as performed by 60-year old former porn king Ron Jeremy, as produced by SpokenRAD.
In case you’re wondering, yes, this video is pretty much NSFW thanks to the Hedgehog spending most of it in a white tank top and his tighty whities, as well as nothing but a flesh-colored pair of shorts. “Why in the bloodiest of blue hells would I want to watch that,” you’re probably asking. Because you will. I know it and you know it.
And so it haunts your dreams tonight…