We’re in the thick of awards season with the Oscars just weeks (months?) away, so what better time for a 5-Second Films compilation of movie stuff? It’s just too bad the Academy only gives out an Oscar for short film, and not for shortest film, this would be a shoo in. Anyway, these bite-sized chunks of movie sketch are perfect for someone with an attention span like mine. I like to refer to all my sexual experiences as a “shorts program.”