Farting Dangerous Gas & Other Stories, with Goodfellas Dog

…Then finally, when there was nothing left, he lit a match.  I actually saw this dog in downtown San Fran yesterday. The best thing about him is he always looks really happy. |HellYeahF*ckYeahSh*tYeah|

MORNING LINKS

15 Hilarious ‘Kate Middleton For The Win’ Entries. |Uproxx|

Superheroes And Supervillains In History. |GammaSquad|

Lugz MMA Tattoo Trivia Challenge: Answers and Winners. |WithLeather|

‘Jersey Shore’ With British Accents. |WarmingGlow|

White House releases Obama’s long-form birth certificate to please the people who will say it’s fake no matter what. |TheDailyWhat|

Parkour wannabe vs. playground backflip. |GorillaMask|

New thing: Nude gyms. |BostonStool|

Man who ate rat poison quarantined for farting dangerous gas. |PhillyStool|

Shocker: Flava Flav’s fried chicken restaurant was a bad idea. |TheSuperficial|

Changing the genre of classic albums.|unrealityMag|

40 Breathtaking Nebulas. |Buzzfeed|

You’re allowed to look at porn in NYC libraries, because this is America. |HolyTaco|

Massive shirtless Cubs fan screams at Dodger fan in the stands |BroBible|

Paula Abdul Will Probably Be The Fourth X-Factor Judge. |WWTDD|

Martin Short Impersonates the Entire Cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live. |TVSquad|

Pirates 4 has a TV spot. |ScreenJunkies|

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