During the New Rules segment (think of it as a far more politicized New No-Nos) on last night’s Real Time, host Bill Maher joked that since liberals forwarded their (f)agenda during the 56th Annual Grammy Awards by destroying America with a gay wedding, conservatives must “match them tit-for-tat by having a mass shooting at the Country Music Awards,” and not at Toby Keith’s I Love this Bar and Grill.
It’s a decent line, but it’s far funnier to imagine the Taylor Swift fan who takes it to heart, and believes Maher wants TO MURDER T-SWIFT. No one wants to kill Taylor — maybe just kick her in the head, Ryu-style.
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