This Divorced Dude Hilariously Took Out His Frustrations On A Vending Machine

I have no context to the following image — which was found via imgur — and although I don’t know this guy, I’d like to think he responds to most things with phrases similar to LIKE MY EX WIFE. “Hey Bob, heard traffic was a bitch coming in this morning…” or “Hey Bob, how about those Mets sucking a hairy chode last night?”

I bet he’s fun at parties.

H/T Huffington Post