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On one hand: I do love bacon. And pork. And sausage.
On the other: OMG look at that tiny piglet! Pigs truly are wonderful, magical animals. I vow never to eat pepperoni…wait, Domino’s is having a Buy Four Pepperoni and Pig Hoof Pizzas, Get a Small Diet Soda for Free sale? I’m there! Sorry, tiny, hopping piglet.