Oh hello there, Ashley Benson. (Morning Links)

Here’s Ashley Benson and Selena Gomez promoting Spring Breakers in Venice. Man, they are promoting the hell out of that movie. I don’t know how they do it, but it’s looking better and better. |via TheSuperficial|

MORNING LINKS
PTA showed Tom Cruise The Master, admits it’s about L. Ron Hubbard |

Treat Yo Self To This Hilarious, Bawdy ‘Parks And Recreation’ Season 4 Gag Reel While It Lasts |UPROXX|

I posted this picture on Facebook. Best comment, via Dave F.: “Bro you’ve been getting so yoked at the gym, I think you’re a little too husky for that shirt.” |via TrunkStuff|

The 10 Toughest ‘Annie Vs. Britta’ Dilemmas On TV |Warming Glow|

Stand-Up Throwback: George Carlin Handled This Lance Armstrong Mess
Years Ago |With Leather|

The Top 10 Best Wii Games (Not Published By Nintendo) |Gamma Squad|

Forbes Issues Their Weekly Rich Rapper Report |Smoking Section|

Cowboys-Giants Season Opener Live Blog |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

The Many Myths Of Jack Daniels |Mental Floss|

How To Have A Retirement Party The Michael Phelps Way |Buzzfeed|

Kanye West Says Kim Kardashian Is Only Famous Because Of Her Sex Tape |The Superficial|

Time Angels With Stacy Keibler |Adult Swim|

The ten best movies for the ADHD crowd, though most of them will get
bored after reaching #5 |Fark|

The 6 Most Badass Movie Snipers |Screen Junkies|

This Two Minute ‘History of the World’ Video Is Epic Enough to Give You
Chills |Brobible|

Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Nachos? Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Nachos. |Daily What|

“Equal To Or Substantially Better Than Steroids… And It’s Not Illegal.” |High Definite|

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