Sorry, Ladies: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Got Married Without Telling You

According to People, Joseph Gordon-Levitt married his girlfriend, Tasha McCauley, in a private ceremony at their home back on December 20. Presumably, the couple said their vows, then he did this:

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The private star didn’t talk much about his relationship, saying in 2013, “I have a girlfriend but I tend not to really like to talk about it in public. The girl that I’m with, she really doesn’t want to be a part of that.”

Gordon-Levitt is one of those universal boyfriends we all share, which explains that slight twinge of loss you’re experiencing right now. And he knows that.

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But let’s not mourn–let’s celebrate. Clearly, McCauley is a catch — she’s the co-founder and CEO of Fellow Robots, a robotics company at NASA Research Park. So she can probably just build you your own JGL! Double win!

Congratulations to the couple. We’ll be watching 10 Things I Hate About You and dreaming.