The gift that keeps on giving: regrettable tattoos. It’s a physical reminder of a time you lacked good judgement, or a clue that you never had good taste to begin with. Either way, it’s your cross to bear. It’s your scarlet letter. Your announcement to the world that you might possibly have some issues with alcohol.
For Holly, her sin was allowing her friends to feel much too comfortable with her mail order tattoo gun, especially when she passed out one night to awake to a stinging sensation caused by a penis. A tattooed penis on her shoulder. With ejaculate emanating from it.
Woman regrets getting squirting #PENIS tattoo on her shoulder http://t.co/aHokxMRf86 via @TheAnorak #tattoo
— Jonathan Griffin 🌎🌍🌏 (@griffmedia) January 12, 2015
Holly spoke of her prickly dilemma to the UK’s Daily Mirror:
I let my mates draw whatever they wanted. I have the word ‘Dyke’ on my ankle, and then one drew the penis on my shoulder. I knew what they were doing and didn’t mind at the time. It was just a joke and I thought it was funny. But then I woke up the next day, looked at it and thought ‘Oh God, what have I done?’ The joke was over and it really wasn’t funny anymore. I had to keep it covered up in the summer; if I went swimming I tried to cover it with plasters because I didn’t want children seeing it.
Good news, though: a TV show called Bodyshockers is paying for the procedure to get the pud pulled off her shoulder, so in no time at all, Holly will have a schlong-less shoulder. Which is not as funny.