In completely mind-boggling testimony Tuesday, NASCAR driver Kurt Busch said his ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, is a trained assassin who goes around the world on covert missions killing people. Busch says he personally witnessed the aftermath of one of these assassinations.
Busch said Driscoll repeatedly asserted her assassin status and claimed the work took her on missions across Central and South America and Africa. He recounted a time they were in El Paso, Texas, when Driscoll left in camouflage gear only to return later wearing a trench coat over an evening gown covered with blood.
Busch was in court for a no-contact order filed by this alleged assassin. Why someone so deadly as her would need a no-contact order is beyond me…but I digress. Let’s hear more about this ruthless contract killer.
“Everybody on the outside can tell me I’m crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand,” Busch said when his attorney, Rusty Hardin, questioned why he still believed Patricia Driscoll is a hired killer.
Um, ok.
Busch said that, a day earlier, Driscoll told him she was a mercenary who killed people for a living and had shown him pictures of bodies with gunshot wounds.
Busch said Driscoll had claimed that a female character in “Zero Dark Thirty,” a film depicting the CIA’s hunt for Osama bin Laden, was a composite of her and other women.
Driscoll of course denies the whole thing, calling it “ludicrous”—which is TOTALLY something an assassin would say.
[AP]