When we last checked in on Ivan Owen, aka Real-Life Krieger, he was building a flamethrower that uses cornstarch for fuel. Since then, it appears he’s decided to go full throttle on the mad scientist thing, and has brought new meaning to the overkill of a weed-whacker.
Having had to use one of these things to trim the grass on my postage-stamp-sized lawn, the appeal of a weed-whacker is pretty undeniable. That said, Owen takes it up a few notches, as this showdown with grapefruit aptly demonstrates:
Really, all he needs to do is wear those rainbow suspenders while running around with this thing, and he’s pure nightmare fuel. Especially if he’s got a Piggly stashed somewhere.