ABOVE: Fully Validated Kanye West Retires To Quiet Farm In Iowa [via TheOnion]
49-year-old fangsta gets full-back Twilight tattoo, has at least one piece of an impressive cat needlepoint collection [Filmdrunk]
A clip from “Got to Dance”, a show that should be subtitled, “Do You Have To? Are You Sure? It’s Not Too Late To Stop This.” [WarmingGlow]
Is a Baby Penguin Tougher Than You? [UproxxNews]
The Best Sports Moments Of 2010 [WithLeather]
2010: The Year of the Meme [Uproxx]
Want To Picture Toni Braxton Naked? [TSS]
The Best Supercuts And Mashups Of 2010 [Uproxx]
Taiwanese animation of the Brett Favre scandal [WithLeather]
New game from Adult Swim: House Of Dead Ninjas [Play Here]
“Windows will be everywhere,” Ballmer warns [Fark]
Seven Terrifying and Supposedly Real Exorcism Videos [TSJ]
8 Badass Grandmas Who Committed Serious Crimes [ForkParty]
‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Contestant Performs as Lady Gaga [TVSquad]
Blake Griffin Headlines This Year’s Slam Dunk Competition [TheHoopDoctors]
VIDEO BELOW: Michael Caine impersonates himself. Not many people know that. [via TDW]
[Inset pic via SofaPizza]