The Worst Trek Bracket Round Eight: "Threshold" Vs. "Warlord"

This was another curbstomping: space hippies beat up space gangsters as “The Way to Eden” makes it to the Sulfurous Sixteen. And now we’ve got a match-up you’ve all been waiting for: our next round of Voyager episodes.

“Threshold”

Paris gets turned into a lizard, and the crew doesn’t just fire his annoying balding ass out the airlock and promote someone competent. Also, he turns Janeway into a lizard, bangs her, and they leave their little lizard babies on some random planet. Also somebody about evolution.

There’s a reason this is one of the most loathed episodes of “Voyager” ever aired.

“Warlord”

And so’s this one, because we’re expected to take Kes seriously. Poor Jennifer Lien tries really hard, but it’s an episode where we’re expected to believe a short blonde waif could be a crossbreed of Jason and Hitler.

As usual, log your votes on Facebook or in the comments, but remember: whichever wins this round will be up against “Skin of Evil”.