This Chinese Drive Bootleg DVD Cover is Amazing + Morning Links

Remember when someone sued because Drive wasn’t enough like Fast & Furious? Imagine how pissed the person who buys this Chinese bootleg DVD of Drive will be when they find out there aren’t any Uzis or exploding tanks. [via @CulturalElite]

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