Our best buds the Insane Clown Posse sure do get themselves into some entertaining situations. You may remember that the stars of the ‘Big Money Hustlas/Big Money Rustlas’ series were sued for sexual harassment by a former publicist named Andrea Pellegrini back in September. She alleged, among other things, that a Psychopathic Records employee named “Dirty Dan” told her he had a fat cock and wanted to f*ck her, and that Dan later gave her a clear dildo that “she’d probably need” because she was single.
Well apparently Kid Rock has that dildo now, and he’s been ordered to surrender it to the authorities (hopefully inside a velvet-lined briefcase). WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE HAZMAT SUITS!
According to the subpoena, Rock was given the item a couple of years ago by “Dirty Dan” Diamond, a former employee of Insane Clown Posse and Psychopathic Records.
During Diamond’s deposition last Friday in Las Vegas, he testified that he attempted to give Andrea (Andy) Pellegrini the phallic object, but she refused to accept it, according to a press release Monday from Pellegrini’s attorneys. Diamond then gave the piece to Kid Rock, the release said.
It’s sad that Dirty Dan no longer works with Psychopathic Records, but my exclusive sources tell me he plans to “just kick it for a while” in addition to the occasional construction gig with Uncle Ken.
The subpoena, filed by the Royal Oak-based Rasor Law Firm, states Kid Rock, whose real name is Robert James Ritchie, has 14 days to respond and produce the item.
Pellegrini’s 17-page complaint claims she was subject to sexual advances and bullying by colleagues, and that she was given the toy by Diamond after he learned she was single. Diamond admitted under oath that he made sexually explicit remarks to Pellegrini, according to the release.
The lawsuit also alleges Pellegrini was asked to perform legal work she considered unethical.
The suit describes her experience at the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos as “a living hell.” [DetroitFreePress]
I just like that Dirty Dan had this glass dildo lying around, probably using it as a paper weight or crammed amongst expired insurance tags inside the glove compartment of his Ford Fiesta. And so he decided to give it as a gift to Kid Rock, who gladly accepted it.
“This been used?”
“Tried to, but prude bitch didn’t want it.”
“Cool, man, add it to the pile.”