Commander Riker Deal With It and Morning Links

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MORNING LINKS

The Ten Most Ridiculous Items On Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries’ Wedding Registry [Uproxx]

10 examples of religious groups freaking out over TV shows [WarmingGlow]

Montel Williams Enters The Marijuana Dispensary Business [Uproxx]

Tupac Shakur’s Alleged Quad City Shooter Confesses [TSS]

The Dugout by Bill Simmons [WithLeather]

Awesome 3D art from Victor Hugo. |GammaSquad|

Cat Licks Invisible Ice Cream Cone [Buzzfeed]

Cat stuck in a hamster ball. Calling Parry Gripp. |TheDailyWhat|

Crystal Harris was planning to ditch Hef at the altar. She also can’t move her top lip, it seems. |TheSuperficial|

Wanna see a Canadian take a flash-bang grenade to the nuts? Course ya do. |GorillaMask|

Five real-life teachers who turned to criminal night jobs. |HolyTaco|

Never bring a gun to a game of Ding Dong Ditch. Overkill. |NYCStool|

Louis CK responds to Tracy Morgan-gate, and shockingly, he’s a lot more reasonable than Nia Vardalos. |Videogum|

This guy really didn’t like X-Men:First Class. |ScreenJunkies|

The Seven Best Con Artists in Movies [Unreality]

Spiderman Turn Off the Dark Pictures [EgoTV]

Five Must-Watch Videos of Vancouver Canucks Fans Rioting After Losing to Boston in the Stanley Cup [Brobible]

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