This is a third nipple that was discovered on the foot of a 22-year-old woman, along with “hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands,” as well as fat tissue. 22 with a nipple on her foot — if she was also Asian, I think we’ve found Quentin Tarantino’s ideal woman. Reached for comment, he had this to say. |via Gizmodo|
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Check out our latest Frotcast, as Laremy & I discuss Cowboys & Aliens, and Burnsy introduces us to the most terrible songs in the world. |Frotcast|
The best of “Haters Gonna Hate.” |Uproxx|
‘Ghostfellas’ reality show would pit guidos vs. ghosts. Good God that sounds horrible. |WarmingGlow|
Hulk Hogan is planning a show around fake wrestling with midgets. |WithLeather|
Boobs don’t work that way: a tumblr about baffling boobs. |GammaSquad|
Football is back and so are Rex Ryan posts. Today I’m proud to be an American. |KSK|
What happens if we don’t raise the debt ceiling — the government actually defaulted once before, in 1979. |MentalFloss|
You’ll never believe this, but Jennifer Love Hewitt has a big ol’ butt. I’d still hit it. |TheSuperficial|
Mindi Smith will take her top off and spread her ass cheeks for your amusement. |Gorillamask|
Kurt Loder explains the internet to 1995. |TheDailyWhat|
Someone’s organizing a zombie-themed 5K run. I’m all for this, as long as you dorks run away from me. |Videogum|
Here’s proof that meter maids are assh*les and if we had any balls we’d run them out of town on a rail. |HolyTaco|
Martin Starr joins Community. Martin Starr rules. |ScreenJunkies|
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