I can’t tell if Super Box Cat has one eye or is just winking. I’d like to think one eye. And it got shot out by zee Germans. |via Cordelian|
MORNING LINKS
COMEDY COMEDY COMEDY! Yo, I got a show tomorrow night in San Francisco. Flyer here. They say “high-brow,” but that just means I’ll be dressing up like a chola.
Yup, That’s A Burn: The Very Best Jokes From Comedy Central’s Celebrity Roasts |UPROXX|
This week’s Frotcast will melt your brain and bite your dick off. |Frotcast|
Best and Worst of the 2011 Emmys. (Worst: It’s still the Emmys). |Warming Glow|
Get Your Very Own Ol’ Dirty Bastard Food Stamp Card |Smoking Section|
Kenny Powers is Darth Vader |Gamma Squad|
“Suck For Luck” NFL Power Rankings: Week 2 |With Leather|
Lindsay Lohan did some drugs and made out with some dudes. |TheSuperficial|
Here’s a big ol’ gallery of famous people at the Emmys. |Videogum|
8 strange sea creatures. |MentalFloss|
Chelsea Brooke is a forlorn-looking, scantily-clad lass. |GorillaMask|
The dude who created Ziggy died. |TheDailyWhat|
10 Things Apple Is Worth More Than |Buzzfeed|
The 10 Least Promising Shows for Fall |AOL TV|
7 Reality stars we wish would get kidnapped. |ScreenJunkies|
World’s largest sperm bank no longer accepting sperm from redheads. Though your mom still is. |HolyTaco|
9 Best Web Contents of the Week |Adult Swim|
The 28 Most Dominating Emmy Winners of All Time |Pajiba|
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