Just in case you were worried things were going to get all serious and long-formy around here after that Chappelle review, I’m bringing it all back to normal with this video of a bull terrier pleasuring himself. Poor Spuds Mackenzie, every family’s got a waste-of-space brother who just sits around masturbating all day.
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Hahaha, “wrench f*ck.” |KissingSuzyKolber|
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Read my super-long review of Dave Chappelle being super buff now. Indulge my literary pretensions! INDULGE THEM! |FilmDrunk|
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Lindsay Lohan is not in any new movie part 2. |WWTDD|
Woman arrested for vibrator-dilling herself while watching porn and trying to drive. |NYCStool|
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Mortal Kombat: Legacy, episode 2. |GorillaMask|
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Timberlake hosting SNL season finale. |ScreenJunkies|
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