It’s kind of sad because it posits Steve Jobs as the oldest man in the world, but still, a fitting tribute. Or at least, a really funny tribute. (Make sure to listen past five minutes. It doesn’t get funny until then, but after that it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.)
MORNING LINKS
The Internet Reacts To The News of Steve Jobs’ Death. |Uproxx|
Yo, this dog HATES Julia Roberts. |FilmDrunk|
ESPN’s NSFW-ish Body Issue. I can’t believe they got Hope Solo but not Alex Morgan. Laaame. |With Leather|
A Coen Brothers TV Project? Nice! |Warming Glow|
Evangeline Lilly Wants You To Come Now |Gamma Squad|
Meet America’s Most Dangerous Cities For 2011 |Smoking Section|
The Last Words Of 20 People Who Were Executed |Buzzfeed|
Probably the best grad photo of all time. |Imgur|
Candace Bailey Goes To The GWAR-B-Q|G4TV|
Church of Mary Doesn’t Really Get ‘House’ Quotes |The Daily What|
Sarah Palin is not running for president. Can we stop talking about her yet? …No? God dammit. |Thesuperficial|
Stick bombs look fun. |Videogum|
17 words with no vowels. |MentalFloss|
Whitney does SFW bikini shoot with wolverine claws. |GorillaMask|
This guy can climb stairs with his head. |GorillaMask|
The 16 Hottest ‘Bare Necessities’ Lingerie Models |Brobible|
The 5 Most Despised Shows on Television |Pajiba|
9 TV shows that lasted way too long. |ScreenJunkies|
The Ten Best Horror Movies You Haven’t Seen |Unreality|
How to get Michele Bachmann to follow you on Twitter. |HolyTaco|
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