Just weeks after The King’s Speech took home seven BAFTAs including Most British, it became the subject of controversy when it was discovered that the set where Colin Firth received his unorthodox training at the hands of unlikely mentor Geoffrey Rush had been previously used to film gay porn. Some of the King’s Speech crew even say the set was haunted with mysterious sounds of dudes cornholing.
The set of an Oscar-nominated costume drama may seem high-falutin for a porn shoot, but you know what they say, gays be interior decoratin’. In gay porn, it’s very important that the carpet match the drapes, but not in the way we normally think of in straight porn. Anyway, I’d love to make a joke here, but there’s no way I’m doing better than Queerclick, who provided the side-by-side photographs:
Could Mr. Firth smell earthy chode rubbings mucking the arms of the furniture? Did Ms. Carter feel the sweaty undulations dripped onto the rotting walls of their decrepit hideaway? Did Mr. Rush taste the faint hint of semen and man-p*ssy in the air and think, “Ahhhhh! History!”? We may never know the answers to these deeply artistic questions. But we will tell you what we do know. That UK Naked Men filmed at least a jerk-off if not a major rimming and man-f*ck scene in the same room as this Oscar Award nominated piece of high cinema! Both film makers should make note of it in their promotional materials. [via Queerclick (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T CLICK THIS. YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE SEEN.)]
Earthy. Chode. Rubbings. …Stunning. Sassy and gay + literate and British, my God it’s a match made in comedy heaven.