My God, is that an AK-47-toting Viking riding a rainbow-sh*tting unicorn into outer space? F*ck me in the turd button, that is nothing short of magnificent. Hell, I’d let this guy molest me. |Source|
MORNING LINKS
YO, SAN FRANCISCO! I’m doing some stand-up tonight at 10 at the Purple Onion. Sorry, I suppose that’s no reason to shout. No, I did not make that flyer. |flyer|
11 Diabolical Plans Discovered On Osama Bin Laden’s Hard Drives. |Uproxx|
The Ten Best TV Episodes of the 2010-11 Season. |WarmingGlow|
Random Netflix: The “Worse Than Tyler Perry” Edition. |TSS|
A Gallery of Batmen Getting Arrested. |GammaSquad|
Calvin & Hobbes: The Next Generation |Buzzfeed|
Poor 15-year-old finds $15,000, donates it to charity. |TheDailyWhat|
Court upholds sports fans right to flip the bird. That’s right “flip”. “Flick” is what morons say. |BostonStool|
Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Man. I can’t wait to continue not watching this. |TheSuperficial|
GED classroom fights are better than other classroom fights. |NYCStool|
Major League Baseballs eight biggest dippers. |Clutch|
Levi Johnson’s rejected book titles. |HolyTaco|
10 strange but real sports you haven’t heard of. |Guyism|
Bin Laden emailed everyone via flash drives, couriers, and internet cafes. Probably that “hugging lion” video. |Fark|
David Hasselhoff joins cast of Piranha 3DD, probably doesn’t realize it’s a joke. |ScreenJunkies|
A Gallery of MMO Players in Game and in Life. |UnrealityMag|
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