This supercut of Jean-Claude Van Damme doing the splits is exactly what it sounds like (Van Damme doing the splits… a lot), and it feels like I’ve been waiting my entire life for this moment. By the way, “because of my big legs and karate” is my excuse for everything. |EGOTV|
MORNING LINKS
SUPERCUT: 5-Second Films Goes to the Movies. |FaceDrunk|
SF Comedian Alex Q. Huffman joins the Frotcast, a drunken Ben bloops in, and FD correspondents Mike and Dan report back from the Gathering of Juggalos. |Frotcast|
She’s just asking for it. [via Pleated Jeans]
The Girl With The Butthole Tattoo Explains Her Butthole Tattoo |UPROXX|
The 5 Best (And 7 Worst) Post-’Seinfeld’ Roles For Jerry, George, Elaine, And Kramer |Warming Glow|
Bane Kiffin: ‘Calm Down Pac-12! Now’s Not The Time For Fear’ |With Leather|
These New Spaghetti Western Style Star Wars Posters Are Great (Although
Not As Great As The Actual Italian Poster For Star Wars) |Gamma Squad|
PSY Is The South Korean Rapping Sensation Taking Over YouTube |Smoking Section|
KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Indianapolis Colts |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
Lady GaGa’s Bodyguards Will End You |The Superficial|
35 Animals Hanging Out With Miniature Versions Of Themselves |Buzzfeed|
Paul Ryan Isn’t A “Lyrics” Guy |Videogum|
19 Cringe-Worthy Asian Character Tattoo FAILS |HuffPost Comedy|
Girl Room Revenge |Holy Taco|
The Evolution of the Roomba |Daily What|
Why The 7 Deadly Sins Aren’t So Terrible |Mental Floss|
Seven Confident Movie Characters That Will Boost Your Morale |Unreality|
7 Futuristic Movie Drugs That Are Beyond Horrifying |Screen Junkies|
Chinese Communist Party Officials Orgy Photos Leak on Web |Hypervocal|
Dolphin Stump Tattoo |Epic WTFs|
Ron Swanson’s mustache will be auctioned off for charity |Fark|
New “Game Of Thrones” Casting News Will Blow Your Helm Off |Pajiba|
Here’s Spanish Bullfighter Fernando Cruz Getting Gored Over and Over |BroBible|
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