A woman dancing on the beach in Spain recently demonstrated what happens when you drastically underestimate the power of the ocean. This is sort of like the nature equivalent of a boxer getting knocked out while taunting his opponent. But hey, better being swept away than watching Swept Away, I always say. -Vince |Gawker|
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Come to this comedy show, Los Angeles! Thursday! The Hour of Power just added Kumail Nanjiani. For $5! Seriously, don’t do it for me, I have no business even being on this show. -Vince |Hour of Power|
Lisa Ann Took an OK State Freshman to the AVNs After He Name-Checked Her in a College Gameday Sign |FilmDrunk|
This Vulgar Text Message Exchange In Which Selena Gomez Rejects Justin Bieber’s Advances is EVERYTHING |UPROXX| “F*ck Scooter. F*ck all y’all. IAM DONE!”
Supercut: “Get Down!” |UPROXX Video|
Jennifer Lawrence Freaks Out in Front of Damian Lewis, Calls Reporter a Monster for Spoiling ‘Homeland’ |Warming Glow| Not gonna act like I’m not pleased to see one of Jennifer Lawrence’s patented celebrity freak-outs derailed by some schadenfreude.
Michelle Obama’s Wicked Slam Dunk Has Taken the Internet by Storm |With Leather|
Picture Me Rollin’: Here’s Tupac and Suge Knight Playing ‘Sonic the Hedgehog 2’ |Gamma Squad|
KSK Celebrity Pickakke: Buzzfeed |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
New OutKast Album Update #629: The Solo Albums Edition |Smoking Section|
A comedian spent MLK Day tweeting to racists that he loved them |death&taxes|
What Will Ben Affleck’s Batman Suit Look Like? |Videogum|
How Bill Gates Learned to Stop Worrying About Corruption |BuzzFeed|
“Do You Wanna $@*! a Snowman?” Censored ‘Frozen’ is Amazing |Pajiba|
Farrah Abraham’s Bikini Photo Shoots Are Just Getting Sad Now |The Superficial|
Ron Jeremy Did a Remake of ‘Wrecking Ball’ and… Dude |IDLYITW|
Becca Cunt Punt ranks the Best Types of Nipples a Girl Can Have |BroBible| #1 NO NIPPLES!
This Man’s Quick Trick Compilation is Insane |The Chive|
Which Objects Do You Become Attached To? |Ranker|
And just because, here’s the fourth season of The Wire set to Haim’s “The Wire.” (Shut up, I like that song). -Vince