Come on, sing along! EARTH! FIRE! WEEEND! WAHTAH! HEART! Captain Planet, he’s a hero, going to take pollution down to zero! He’s our powers magnified, and he’s fighting on the PLANET’S SIDE! Dum-dum-doo-doo, doodoo-dum-doo.
Ahem. So uh, yeah — Sony Pictures is making a Captain Planet movie. Hit the jump for some Captain Planet stuff…
Man, I miss the 80s and 90s when everyone I looked up to was a captain. Captain Planet, Captain N, Captain Crunch, uh, Captain High Liner. What? I liked fish sticks.