Ducks may occasionally do something cute like imprint on a Corgi or dispense indispensable advice, but do not be fooled by their chicanery. Ducks are horrific rapebeasts and don’t you ever drop your guard, lest the corkscrew penii come for you. That’s why we wear our patented Duckshield™ pantaloons AT ALL TIMES.
Now ADHD, the team behind the NSFW nightmare fuel that was Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles, have returned with another horrifying PSA about nature being mad scary. This time it’s “Scientifically Accurate DuckTales” giving us the heebie jeebies. ADHD airs on Fox at 11 PM (10 central), but sometimes they’ll release something crazy and NSFW online for our, uh, edification? Sure, edification. As ADHD says on their YouTube page, “Scientifically Accurate Duckberg would be closer to Mogadishu than the Magic Kingdom. Also, gold is not soft.”
If it wasn’t obvious, this goes from zero to NSFW in record time. Ducks are terrible. “Ducks Unlimited” isn’t an organization so much as a threat.
(H/T: Clip Nation)