Meme Watch: Almost Politically Correct Redneck Is Here To Offend Everyone |UPROXX|
5 Albums Coming Out This Week That Don’t Suck |UPROXX|
Ranking Fox’s New Fall Shows From Best to Worst, Based on Their Preview Clips |Warming Glow|
The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 5/14/12: Get On Your Knees And Beg For It |With Leather|
Mid-Week Guide To DVD/Streaming: The Chronicle of Liam Neeson Doing One For the Money |Film Drunk|
6 Reasons Why “The Amazing Spider-Man” Will Be Better Than “Spider-Man” |Smoking Section|
Here’s The Beastie Boys’ Sabotage Video Reenacted With Children |UPROXX|
Sleeping Kid Wakes Up In Backseat, Rocks Out To Nirvana |UPROXX|
Is Tim Duncan The Greatest Player Of His Generation? |Smoking Section|
TRAILER: Dax Shepard directed a movie, Brad Cooper has dreads in it |Film Drunk|
10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports |With Leather|
The Cast of ‘Happy Endings’ Once Tried to Fight Chris Evans at the Playboy Mansion |Warming Glow|
10 best time travel movies of all timelines |Fark|
Bassists Look Too Bored (with Mark Hoppus) |College Humor|
The 17 Best Comedian Commencement Speeches |HuffPost Comedy|
Some Players Reportedly Beating Diablo III in Seven Hours |Technabob|
R. Kelly And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, 75-Second Concert |High Definite|
Identifying the Exact Moment 10 Current TV Shows Should’ve Ended their Runs |Pajiba|
Patton Oswalt investigates firsting. I said firsting. |FunnyorDie via Gorillamask|
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