Earlier today, Disney announced the line-up for the next couple of Star Wars films, including the release date for “Star Wars: Episode VIII.” What they didn't announce was what the title of said episode would be.
Have no fear! Creating puns so groan-worthy that even dad jokes would blush is the Internet”s speciality. It took approximately 12 parsecs for Twitter to inundate the world with more terribly hilarious movie titles than you can shake a womp rat at.
Be warned: You will laugh, and you will hate yourself for doing so.
Star Wars VIII: Better Call Maul #EpisodeVIIITitles
– Erika Hayley (@SinCityChiGirl) March 12, 2015
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Fear and Loathing on Tatooine #EpisodeVIIITitles pic.twitter.com/EaRt6Ul8GB
– Diogenes of Sinope (@hoplitnet) March 12, 2015
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Revenge of the Nerfs #EpisodeVIIITitles
– Peternal (@braintomahawk) March 12, 2015
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Ewok the Line #EpisodeVIIITitles
– Dude Churchill (@DudeChurchill) March 13, 2015
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Thrawn Momma From The Train #EpisodeVIIITitles
– Barry Cook (@bccook) March 12, 2015
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#EpisodeVIIITitles Gone with the Windu pic.twitter.com/q5izhH2B16
– Nick from Fulham (@NickFromFulham) March 12, 2015
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10 Things I Hate About Naboo #EpisodeVIIITitles
– Irish Moxie (@lisamcguire1) March 12, 2015
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StarWars VIII: 3 Men and a Boba #EpisodeVIIITitles
– Chris Williams (@thatbritguynyc) March 12, 2015
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Star Wars VIII: Darth Maul Cop #EpisodeVIIITitles
– Natanic (@Nathanpehler) March 12, 2015
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Crumb & Crumber #EpisodeVIIITitles pic.twitter.com/ZSRmwTA6DR
– Nick (@angry_eyebrowz) March 12, 2015
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Are You There, God? It's me, Jar Jar #EpisodeVIIITitles
– Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) March 12, 2015
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The Palpatine Rabbit #EpisodeVIIITitles
– Tony (@Tony_Secrest) March 12, 2015
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Star Wars VII: The Fault in Our Death Star #EpisodeVIIITitles
– Erika Hayley (@SinCityChiGirl) March 12, 2015
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Frozen 2 #EpisodeVIIITitles pic.twitter.com/YuoAGNvsbd
– Tour de Duerr (@Enduerrment) March 12, 2015
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