Did you hear? Beyonce and Jay Z's HBO concert special aired last night. No one's talking about it! And by “no one” I of course mean “millions of people.”
Let's be clear: people tuned in to this thing for Beyonce. Jay Z was there too, sure, but Beyonce is the QUEEN, not only a talented performer but a BUSINESSWOMAN, and a BRAND, and a MOTHER, and a FIERCE ADVOCATE OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. Revere her or die.
And now for a roundup of reactions and assorted GIFs to this very important news story from across the internet:
Beyoncé hangover. Beyoncangover.
– christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 21, 2014
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“These Beyonce/Jay-Z home videos are like looking into a mirror, man.” — No one on earth #OnTheRunHBO
– Ryan McGee (@TVMcGee) September 21, 2014
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Y'all. #OnTheRunHBO pic.twitter.com/TdWLmeVbEs
– VibeMagazine (@VibeMagazine) September 21, 2014
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I feel so bad for Beyonce. She will never get to see Beyonce live because she's Beyonce !
– ?? (@xxMERE) September 21, 2014
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Jay Z is one of the greats, but didn't it feel like he was only there to fill in the time between Beyoncé's costume changes? #OnTheRunHBO
– Chris Lamberth (@ChrisLamberth) September 21, 2014
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Gold mic because these vocals are expensiveeeee. #ontherunhbo
– jasmine whaley (@jaszwhaley) September 21, 2014
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Go AWF, Beysus! Take us to chuuuuch! #ontherunhbo
– jasmine whaley (@jaszwhaley) September 21, 2014
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You betta ride that horse in that damn wedding dress! #ontherunhbo
– Raine O. Kashtamere (@KaMasonT) September 21, 2014
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Can't even!!! #ontherunhbo pic.twitter.com/AJGFFhqnO9
– I am Laney (@Cali_shabazz) September 21, 2014