There isn’t honestly a ton of new footage in the latest Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker trailer. A good half of it is a nostalgic montage mashing up every single previous Star Wars movie (minus spin-offs like Rogue One). But what actual Rise of Skywalker footage there is pretty shocking. Perhaps most alarming is this: What is up with C3PO’s red eyes?
Yes, there’s those final shots of Daisy Ridley’s Rey showing off her new double red lightsaber, like those double guitars Jimmy Page liked back in the ’70s. Has she gone to the Dark Side? Many are already wildly, recklessly speculating that she has.
But surely a bigger mystery is what is the most neurotic, scaredy-pants member of the Star Wars royalty doing with crimson specs? The internet, as it’s wont to do, has already gone into speculation hyperdrive, hatching theories that won’t be confirmed for another four months.
But at least these were less serious than the predictions swarming around Rey. Some think he’s gone Dark.
I’ve been waiting my whole life for C3PO to join the dark side like his creator lol https://t.co/Ca6wqSXGs0
— Justin Chandler (@KOSDFF) August 26, 2019
https://twitter.com/JsCandyHell/status/1166006230550294529
💖💕💗🌟 🖤💣🔪⚔️
🌼🌻🎀💛 💣🖤⚔️🔪
🌸💫🌷🌸 🔪⚔️🖤💣
💫💕🌸💗 ⚔️💣🔪🖤
🌷💕🌻🌼 🖤🔪⚔️💣
🌻🌸💗🌻 🔪🖤💣⚔️
Dark C3PO pic.twitter.com/FZtLIkZ3dc— Adam D.หนูรักเค้า ❤ (@AdamDriverMeow) August 26, 2019
Has he simply had it?
c3po has had enough of the skywalkers bullshit pic.twitter.com/0ysXjc4r9v
— gabby 🛸🪐 (@ghostmuutt) August 26, 2019
https://twitter.com/AshleyEsqueda/status/1166028973240803328
https://twitter.com/KZXcellent/status/1165973192848084992
can’t wait to see c3po finally SNAP after having to deal with the skywalkers’ bullshit for nine movies straight
— lena (ia) (@roseticology) August 26, 2019
https://twitter.com/aberrantjedi/status/1165985654674776066
Is it a mere malfunction?
Will someone get this droid some Visine? We think he got something in his eyes again #StarWars #C3PO pic.twitter.com/KJCHYPJq8d
— Rhett & Link (@Mythical) August 26, 2019
Is he high?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC7lDHeXYAUEB2-.jpg
Here C3PO, eat a Snickers…
Why?
You're not you when you're hungry
Better?
Better.#TheRiseOfSkywalker pic.twitter.com/9RkWKyeDcw
— Average Dick Energy (@JustJoeyJoeyJo) August 26, 2019
Should we get ready for thirsty Three-Pio?
Terminator C3PO is gonna be THE kink mood for 2020 pic.twitter.com/fWKQSg5zHN
— Paul Danke (@pauldanke) August 26, 2019
Or are we being played?
I guarantee large sections of the Rise of Skywalker footage are straight up misdirects. Evil C3PO, rows of Star Destroyers. I'm even suspicious that Rey and Kylo fighting isn't in the movie, unless it's at the beginning. Remember who is making it.
— Noam Blum (@neontaster) August 26, 2019
Whatever the answer, even Anthony Daniels, his longtime portrayer, got in on the action.
Red is not just for arms…
Red is not just for Christmas…
Red is for…. pic.twitter.com/FX4GetSreD— Anthony Daniels (@ADaniels3PO) August 26, 2019
In any case, feel free to watch the full trailer, again. Maybe you’ll find some other Easter Egg worth reckless speculation.