Cool Teen Malia Obama May Be Really Into Beer Pong

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Malia Obama has grown up before our very eyes. The oldest first daughter, who went from adorable tween to semi-independent adult during her father’s short few years in the White House, is now touring colleges and may possibly be partaking in one of our country’s most popular college traditions–beer pong.

According to Complex, there’s no hard evidence that Malia is a professional beer pong player, but students who were allegedly at a party with her at Brown have been tweeting up a (sadly deleted) storm about what it’s like hanging out with one of the first kids. Or, you know, they’ve been snitching on her for getting a little bit drunk. If that even happened. What are you doing, students at Brown with absolutely no chill?

Here are some of the now deleted tweets that spoke of Malia’s partying ways, via Complex:

MALIA OBAMA IS AT A PARTY IN MY BUILDING SOS

— Elizabeth Lippman (@ElizabethLippma) October 11, 2015

I should definitely tweet about the fact that malia Obama was at a party on my floor last night

— Jamillionaire (@thisismyjams) October 12, 2015

Saw Malia Obama playing beer pong at a party last night. #Casual. The most casual thing I’ve ever seen.

— fifty shades of tay (@taylorrrpearce) October 11, 2015

 

The Daily Caller got their hands on an unverified Snapchat of Malia possibly maybe getting a little bit inebriated (you can see it here), but nothing much really happened except that college kids reminded us once again that they can’t be cool for like one second when something big happens, and Malia Obama reminded the entire nation that she is actually hella chill. And probably not going to Brown next year.

(Via Complex)