If you thought #WhoSays was the only Donald Trump-related hashtag burning up Twitter last night, you were wrong. Very wrong. Huge mistake. Sad!
Now there’s also #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots, which is exactly what it sounds like. Biff from Back to the Future? “Great guy, good friend of mine — they ruin his life! Doc and Marty — total losers. Can’t win without time machine.” And that guy Darth Vader? Successful. Misunderstood. Kids don’t appreciate him. Many people are saying this.
Go ahead and add this to the long list of Twitter jokes and memes inspired by the Republican nominee for the President of the United States of America (oh God this is really happening), like when The Donald held up a photoshop-ready sign, or when he “asked the gays,” or when his quotes were perfectly paired with quotes from Jenna Maroney of 30 Rock, or when Melania did the thing.
We’ve collected some our favorite jokes from #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots below, although it’s going to be hard to top this one:
Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) August 18, 2016
It’s a wonderful life, isn’t it?
https://twitter.com/JoseMolinaTV/status/766159497459105792
"Old man Potter tries to run a profitable business, has to deal with a bunch of Occupy types. And it's Christmas!" #trumpexplainsmovieplots
— John Levenstein (@johnlevenstein) August 18, 2016
Make Alderaan Great Again.
Son disrespects great, VERY successful father. True loser. Kissed his sister. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/X9KcNeyc7r
— Katethulhu (@katethulhu) August 18, 2016
"Say what you want about these Sith guys- they weren't afraid to take the gloves off & win. Not like what we have." #trumpexplainsmovieplots
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 18, 2016
Why’d they even save this guy? He’s only a private.
So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Travon (@Travon) August 18, 2016
Trump wouldn’t have closed the beach, either. Losers do that.
https://twitter.com/scottdools/status/766073066627751940
And the rest:
The park? Poorly run, folks. Sad. In my park the dinosaurs would be bigger. I mean YUGE. Make Goldblum great again! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— C. Robert Cargill (@Massawyrm) August 18, 2016
https://twitter.com/scottEweinberg/status/766111359608184832
https://twitter.com/Wieneraaron/status/766106759266086912
https://twitter.com/ItsMegNotMegan/status/766135462868226048
https://twitter.com/TrevDon/status/766093563046268928
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016
(Via #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots)