https://twitter.com/davelozo/status/780577738637869056
When Hillary Clinton was diagnosed with pneumonia earlier this month (which her spokesperson Brian Fallon said was a non-controversy that her team “could have handled it better in terms of providing more information more quickly”), Donald Trump mocked her health. He told a crowd that he feels “as good today as I did when I was 30,” and then joked about Clinton overheating. “It is hot — and it’s always hot when I perform because the crowds are so big. These rooms were not designed for this kind of a crowd,” he said. “I dunno, folks. You think Hillary would be able to stand up here for an hour and do this? I don’t know. I don’t think so.”
Here’s what everyone watching tonight’s presidential debate is thinking: stop sniffling into the microphone, Donald Trump, who’s clearly slightly sick, and therefore, isn’t fit to be president. We’re already off to a great start.
This sniffling is Nixon’s sweating in 1960
— Pete Abraham (@PeteAbe) September 27, 2016
Trump is sniffling, will everyone suddenly question his health and how it will affect his presidential abilities?? 🙄
— Katie Kiel (@katie_kiel) September 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/780576222812184576
https://twitter.com/calvinstowell/status/780577885950214144
Trump keeps sniffling. Many people are saying he might be dying.
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) September 27, 2016
I think @realDonaldTrump took a few lines of cocaine before hitting the stage! Lol 😂😂 he keep sniffling #debatenight
— ✨Iᔕᔕᗩ ᔕᗩᐯᗩGE (@byefeIicia) September 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/780576209394544645
Trump is sniffling because he's allergic to the Constitution
— Colin Jost (@ColinJost) September 27, 2016
Thousands of internet-certified doctors agree that all this sniffling is a clear sign of bovine spongiform encephalopathy. #Trump #debates
— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) September 27, 2016
Sniffling is the new sighing. #debatenight
— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) September 27, 2016
.@realdonaldtrump is sniffling so hard I'm wondering if he did a couple rails before this thing
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/shanstinator/status/780577256620032000
Does Donnie have a cold or did he sniff something pre debate?
— Paul Wesley (@paulwesley) September 27, 2016
Drinking game: one, every time he sniffs take a…. (UNCONSCIOUS)
— Keith Olbermann⌚️ (@KeithOlbermann) September 27, 2016
The sniffling is one of those things that, like the Woo Guy at the Super Bowl, once you hear it, you can’t not hear it. Patton Oswalt had one of the most damning responses, tweeting, “SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF. SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF. I’m VERY VERY worried about Trump’s health. What is he hiding?” Just blow your nose, Donald — it would take less than five minutes.
