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Watch The Horrifying Footage Of A Guy Who Got His Genitals Caught In A Subway Turnstile

Watch The Horrifying Footage Of A Guy Who Got His Genitals Caught In A Subway Turnstile

December 30, 2017by:

Ben Stiller And The ‘Workaholics’ Dudes Have A Severed Penis Comedy Earmarked For Netflix

Ben Stiller And The ‘Workaholics’ Dudes Have A Severed Penis Comedy Earmarked For Netflix

January 26, 2017by:

Kate Beckinsale Has Turned Arranging Fruit Into A Vulgar Art Form

Kate Beckinsale Has Turned Arranging Fruit Into A Vulgar Art Form

October 27, 2016by:

Something Isn’t Right With This Little Girl’s Chalk Drawing Of A Giraffe Family

Something Isn’t Right With This Little Girl’s Chalk Drawing Of A Giraffe Family

June 8, 2016by:

Khloe Kardashian Claims To Have Never Seen A White Man’s Eggplant Emoji

Khloe Kardashian Claims To Have Never Seen A White Man’s Eggplant Emoji

March 31, 2016by:

Joey Ryan’s Penis Eliminated 11 Men From A Battle Royal Because Wrestling Is Real

Joey Ryan’s Penis Eliminated 11 Men From A Battle Royal Because Wrestling Is Real

March 8, 2016by:

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Attention All Well-Endowed Nerds, Britney Spears Would Like A Word

Attention All Well-Endowed Nerds, Britney Spears Would Like A Word

February 17, 2016by:

Meet The Daddy Longlegs With The 99-Million-Year-Old Fossilized Erection

Meet The Daddy Longlegs With The 99-Million-Year-Old Fossilized Erection

February 3, 2016by:

A Swedish Town Is Powerless Against A Giant Snow Penis Terrorizing Citizens

A Swedish Town Is Powerless Against A Giant Snow Penis Terrorizing Citizens

January 20, 2016by:

Learn The Long & Short Of What It’s Like To Be A Professional Penis Photographer

Learn The Long & Short Of What It’s Like To Be A Professional Penis Photographer

January 14, 2016by:

Let’s Watch A Pro Wrestler Win A Test Of Strength Using His Penis

Let’s Watch A Pro Wrestler Win A Test Of Strength Using His Penis

December 2, 2015by:

Meet The Man With No Penis Who’s About To Have One Built From His Arm

Meet The Man With No Penis Who’s About To Have One Built From His Arm

October 5, 2015by:

The Man With The World’s Largest Penis Scored A Surgery Offer From A Caring Porn Company

The Man With The World’s Largest Penis Scored A Surgery Offer From A Caring Porn Company

September 7, 2015by:

This 6-Year-Old Boy Had His Penis Chomped Off By His Pet Horse

This 6-Year-Old Boy Had His Penis Chomped Off By His Pet Horse

September 6, 2015by:

The Man Claiming To Have The World’s Largest Penis Says It’s Ruining His Life

The Man Claiming To Have The World’s Largest Penis Says It’s Ruining His Life

August 31, 2015by:

Tesla’s Robotic Charging Arm Looks Like A Sentient Robot Dingus

Tesla’s Robotic Charging Arm Looks Like A Sentient Robot Dingus

August 6, 2015by:

Researchers Published An Important Study On Whether Women Care About Penis Size

Researchers Published An Important Study On Whether Women Care About Penis Size

July 22, 2015by:

This Hermaphroditic Flatworm Stabs Itself With A Needle-Tipped Dick To Reproduce

This Hermaphroditic Flatworm Stabs Itself With A Needle-Tipped Dick To Reproduce

July 2, 2015by: