RANKINGS THAT DONT MEAN ANYTHING

NBA Players Dominate This New Scientific Study Of The World’s Most Famous Athletes

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An Incredibly Delicious And Super Scientific Ranking Of Girl Scout Cookies

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Celebrate Michael Bay’s 50th Birthday With His Most Ridiculous And Explosive Action Scenes

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Celebrate Burt Reynolds’ 79th Birthday With This Manly Ranking Of His Mustaches

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A Very Smart And Totally Realistic Ranking Of The Sexiest Movie Hackers

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A Very Spongeworthy Ranking Of Elaine’s Worst Boyfriends On ‘Seinfeld’

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A Very Holly And Jolly Ranking Of The Best Movie Versions Of Santa Claus

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Celebrate 20 Years Of ‘The Professional’ With This Action-Packed Ranking Of Movie Hitman Vengeance

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Clock’s Ticking, You Have The Ball, Which Fake Coach Do You Want Calling The Play?

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Celebrate National Coffee Day With A Brief But Perky Ranking Of Fast Food Java

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The 12 Months Of The Year Ranked From Best To Worst

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Celebrate ‘Dogs In Politics Day’ With This Ranking Of Presidential Pooches

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Happy 50th Birthday, Pop-Tarts: A Ranking Of The Most Delicious Flavors

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Enjoy This Complete Ranking Of Adam Sandler’s Movies At A Medium Pace

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A Cowabunga Ranking Of The Best ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Toys Ever Made

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The Inaugural Roger Clinton Sh*ttiest Celebrity Brothers Power Rankings

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A Very Stupid Ranking Of The Imaginary TV Shows From ‘UHF’ On Its 25th Anniversary

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Celebrate Alex Trebek’s Birthday With The Worst Impressions From SNL’s ‘Jeopardy!’

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