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SEMEN
Pau Gasol Might Freeze His Semen If He Elects To Play In The Rio Olympics
June 16, 2016
by:
Pete Blackburn
If You’ve Had Ebola, The CDC Wants You To Stop Having Sex Until Further Notice
April 22, 2015
by:
Mark Shrayber
This New York City Pastor Thinks That Starbucks Is Dumping Sodomite Semen Into Their Coffee
November 6, 2014
by:
Andrew Roberts
A Tenth-Grade Girl Passed Out Cupcakes Filled With Semen To Her Classmates
May 5, 2014
by:
Josh Kurp
Behold, The Best And Worst Condom Commercial Ever
September 10, 2012
by:
Brett Michael Dykes
Oh, Thank God: NBC Will Air Donkey-Semen Chugging Challenge
January 27, 2012
by:
Dustin Rowles
Ann Curry Made An Understandable Boo-Boo
December 20, 2011
by:
Brian Grubb