Tortoises – UPROXX

This 100-Year-Old Pet Tortoise Escaped And Traveled Six Miles In An Attempt To Find Love

This 100-Year-Old Pet Tortoise Escaped And Traveled Six Miles In An Attempt To Find Love

August 25, 2016by:

Allow The Lonely Island To Explain The Importance Of Turtle Sex (Beyond Just Comedic Value)

Allow The Lonely Island To Explain The Importance Of Turtle Sex (Beyond Just Comedic Value)

June 2, 2016by:

Somebody Spared No Expense On This Tiny, Adorable ‘Jurassic Park’ Tortoise Enclosure

Somebody Spared No Expense On This Tiny, Adorable ‘Jurassic Park’ Tortoise Enclosure

May 3, 2016by:

Two Amorous Tortoises Stole The Show At New York Fashion Week

Two Amorous Tortoises Stole The Show At New York Fashion Week

February 12, 2016by:

Alan Rickman’s Dying Wish Was For You To Watch This Tortoise Video To Save Refugees

Alan Rickman’s Dying Wish Was For You To Watch This Tortoise Video To Save Refugees

January 18, 2016by:

Watch These Tiny Turtles Eat Pancakes And Try Not To Explode Your Heart

Watch These Tiny Turtles Eat Pancakes And Try Not To Explode Your Heart

May 19, 2015by:

Floridians Are Accidentally Killing Tortoises By Mistaking Them For Sea Turtles

Floridians Are Accidentally Killing Tortoises By Mistaking Them For Sea Turtles

April 7, 2015by:

Meet The Lucky Tortoise Who Got A Brand New 3D-Printed Shell From University Students

March 27, 2015by:

Here’s what tortoises do when you interrupt mating

Here’s what tortoises do when you interrupt mating

March 23, 2015by:

Watch This Tortoise Slowly Chase The Man Who Interrupted His Sexy Time

Watch This Tortoise Slowly Chase The Man Who Interrupted His Sexy Time

March 22, 2015by:

This Baby Tortoise’s LEGO Wheelchair May Actually Make Your Heart Explode

This Baby Tortoise’s LEGO Wheelchair May Actually Make Your Heart Explode

January 6, 2015by:

A Rare African Tortoise Named ‘Thing’ Is Being Held For Ransom In Florida

December 19, 2014by:

Watch This Turtle Help Its Turtle Friend Get Off Its Back In A Unique Display Of Reptile Friendship

December 16, 2014by:

Galapagos Giant Tortoise Inspects Camera

April 27, 2013by:

Turtle-on-Turtle Crime

November 5, 2012by:

Saturday Free for All: Turtle Rape Shoe Part 3

October 13, 2012by:

…And Now Let's Watch a Tortoise Get It On With a Croc as Sir David Attenborough Narrates

May 29, 2012by:

Sir David Attenborough Narrates a Tortoise Humping & Your Morning Links

May 29, 2012by:

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