Um, Rex, hey Rex, how’s it going man? Gotta ask you a question buddy—what’s that in your pocket? Because, uh, that looked awfully suspicious. That looked like you just stole the Final Jeopardy pen. I mean, you didn’t have glasses on during the show so it wasn’t that. And uh, I don’t know, maybe you just wanted a souvenir.
I’m not judging you man, but like, Trebek’s totally gonna hunt your a$$ down.