Not enough videos have dudes getting clocked in the head with a chair, y’know? So I’m happy to report that the aptly titled video “a fight breaks out at a Greek restraunt called stalactites” (viral marketing?) has not only the Bart Simpson special, but a shirtless guy, ill-advised punches, a soundtrack provided by a herd of lions having sex inside a tornado, and of course, smashed plates. OPA.