With two episodes remaining in the current season of Breaking Bad, Aaron Paul knows that he has us — fans of the show — right where he wants us. He has us all in the palm of his hand and there’s nothing we can do about it. He knows it. He’s teasing the sh*t out of us on Twitter and his tweets have already inspired a website. And you know what? It feels great.
To better illustrate this, allow me to use a, um, rather graphic analogy: We, Breaking Bad fans, are a woman — naked, splayed out on the bed, our lady-flower dripping, legs spread. He, on the other hand, is a man with a giant, throbbing dong — which we want, oh so badly. “You want this c*ck?!?!”, Aaron Paul teases as he slaps it repeatedly against our engorged clit. He already knows the answer. Of course we do.
“GIVE IT TO US, AARON PAUL. GIVE US YOUR BIG, HARD BREAKING BAD DONG!”
Aaron Paul is just f*cking with us. And we LOVE it. Now excuse me while I go take a cold shower.
(Pic via Aaron Paul’s Twitter)