50 Cats Straight Chillin’ [Uproxx]
Poker Sites Go Up The River [UproxxNews]
What Do You Get A Gorilla For His Birthday? [UproxxNews]
Fun With Sad Kilmer [Filmdrunk]
This Corgi Was Made for the Internet [WarmingGlow]
Soccer mascot mutilates trees for show [WithLeather]
2011 NBA Playoffs: 10 Things To Watch [TSS]
‘Archer’ Supercut [WarmingGlow]
A Gallery of Weird Album Covers [EgoTV]
Virtual Girlfriends You Can Date [UGO]
Amanda Seyfried collects dead animals [WWTDD]
Tea Partier’s Racist Obama E-Mail [Buzzfeed]
Bargument: Ghostface vs. Ghostface Killah [TSJ]
Miley Cyrus: ‘America Hates Me’ [TheSuperficial]
Condoleezza Rice to Guest Star on ’30 Rock’ [TVSquad]
Two Toddlers Just Smoking Cigarettes on a Train in China [Brobible]
New app available for iPad that recreates the sound of vinyl. 24k gold jack audiophile edition to follow [Fark]
Reese Witherspoon Says Her Love Scenes With Robert Pattinson Are ‘Disappointing’ (Now she knows how Jake Gyllalukulele feels. BOOSH) [Moviefone]
VIDEO BELOW: Totally normal day for a cat. [via Pitchfork]
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Superchunk – Crossed Wires
[Inset pic via UgliestTattoos]