In what could easily come straight out of one of Tom Haverford’s infamous “Would You Rather” spa questions — Chipotle is giving away free burritos. Would you like a free burrito? Yes? Well I forgot to tell you, you have to eat a tofu burrito first. In promoting their new Sofritas menu which consists of “vegan, braised tofu,” if you purchase a Sofritas menu item today, January 26th, you can come back anytime between January 27th and February 28th and get a free burrito, bowl, or salad of your choice. And no, the free burrito doesn’t have to be tofu, either.
Personally, I’m not adverse to tofu so this doesn’t sound like such a bad deal to me, except that Chipotle’s tofu supposedly tastes like scrambled eggs, which is … not really what tofu is supposed to taste like? But I guess tofu breakfast scrambles exist for a reason.
(Via Huffington Post)