Chrisy Teigen is the life hack of people. She’s got it all figured out.
She’s a world-famous John Goodman fan/attractive person who wears bathing suits for gobs of money, yet still finds time for unflattering photos of herself in bed with her husband John Legend while eating KFC. It’s one thing to take a selfie while picking at the chicken skin, Cartman-style. That I get. But the potato salad (I think)? Bold choice, yet one she pulls off.
I haven’t related to a picture this much since my own wedding photo.
Meanwhile, don’t get her started on chicken’s uglier cousin, turkey.
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/536919620629057536
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/536920944577904640
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/536921052694470656
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/536921736458297345
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/536921784709550080
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/536923071517818880
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/536923400758108161
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/536931062233202688
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/536932213758386177
Trash juice >>> trash turkey.