Clever girl.
UFC 145: Jones VS. Evans Live-Blog With Vince Mancini And Danny Boy Downes |With Leather|
Nike Bans Midnight Releases, Initiates Twitter RSVP Policy But Will It Help? |Smoking Section|
TV’s 20 Greatest Original (Non-Theme) Songs |Warming Glow|
Bad Luck Leo Is Here To Divert Your Attention From Leonardo DiCaprio Banging Models |UPROXX|
Hologram Tupac’s Amazing Star Wars Video, All-Hologram Coachella Poster, and Gifs |UPROXX|
Move Over Rebecca Black, We’ve Got Hot Girl Problems |UPROXX|
Carnival is offering a Saw-themed cruise for torture-porn masochists |Film Drunk|
Esquire and Chrissy Teigen Create New Rules For Concert-Going |Smoking Section|
Jeremy Lin, Tim Tebow Part Of Time’s 100 Most Influential People In The World |With Leather|
The Return of Bob Loblaw and More ‘Arrested Development’ News |Warming Glow|
Supercut: Movie students giving dumbass answers |Film Drunk|
Aziz Ansari: Texting With Girls |High Definite|
Why ’12 Angry Men’ Still Matters |Moviefone|
Kelly Brook Has a Tumblr and It’s Glorious |Brobible|
Adult Swim Interview with Brendon Small |Adult Swim|
10 Aliens Cunningly Disguised as Attractive Celebrities |Pajiba|
Jose Canseco’s Insane Twitter Rant Presented By Corgis |Buzzfeed|
Five Incredibly Creepy Animated Short Films |Unreality via GorillaMask|
15 writers and directors who’ve spawned their own separate genres |Fark|
4 Comedians Made TIME’s 100 Most Influential People 2012 List |HuffPost Comedy|
VIDEO BELOW: Lance the Corgi has an awesome repertoire of tricks. |via DP&F|
[Pictures via Matt Stopera and Sober In A Nightclub.]