To make my love for Community’s “Remedial Chaos Theory” any more apparent I’d have to get a Norwegian Troll tattoo someplace uncomfortable so you won’t find it at all surprising that I WANT a real life version of “The Game of Chaos” illustration by Yehudi Mercado of Super Mercado. Outside of basic Puerto Rican Chess strategy, I’m not exactly sure how you play, but they had me at “7 Evil Goatees Included!”
I can only assume the fictional box also includes a “Roxanne” single to play on repeat on your retro Discman.