Remember the scene in Garden State (sorry), where the camera’s focused on sad-sack Zach Braff sitting on a couch while a party zooms by him in fast-forward? It’s arty, unsubtle bullsh*t, but that’s what it looks like when people mistake a video camera for a normal camera. There’s tons of action happening in the background, while the unknowing, posing subjects in the foreground remain stationary, keeping their face in a creepy robotic smile.
Selfie face is a plague that must be eradicated, no matter how high the number of casualties. Sorry, every sorority girl ever — your time is through.