Donald Trump doesn’t believe in exercise, other than golf. It’s his second favorite pastime, after screaming at small children on the White House lawn, especially when he can make millions by loaning out his money-bleeding golf courses to Saudi Arabia’s sovereign wealth fund. The former-president is under fire for welcoming and playing in the controversial LIV Golf tour to New Jersey’s Trump National Golf Club Bedminster.
“Backed by the vast wealth of Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund, LIV Golf has drawn accusations of ‘sportswashing’ – that is, using spectacles such as sports to distract from, or normalize, human rights violations committed by the Saudi regime,” Yahoo! Sports reports. The course being less than 50 miles from New York City, on top of LIV Golf’s association with the Saudi government, has “drawn criticism from activist groups who decry the tournament as an insult to the victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.” The term “blood money” is being thrown around, which is never ideal.
But Trump doesn’t care about all that: he’s too preoccupied looking like Emperor Palpatine. Or maybe the Crypt Keeper. Or the fictional parched ghoul of your choice.
Trump tees off at pro-am for controversial Saudi-backed LIV series https://t.co/Z1oUTXfAIU pic.twitter.com/0wMyhi93hz
— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) July 28, 2022
Jump scare! Is it generally a bad idea to make fun of someone for the way they look? Sure, yeah. But Trump once suggested that he couldn’t have sexually assaulted a woman because she wasn’t attractive enough for him, so it’s fair game in this instance.
And Twitter did not disappoint:
I believe that’s actually Emperor Palpatine https://t.co/tvHAbqtliG
— tad friend (@tadfriend) July 28, 2022
How does Melania keep her hands off him? https://t.co/dUCSXNah71
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) July 28, 2022
https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1552696617207091200
https://twitter.com/UncleRamrod/status/1552689107590991872
Looks like he's about to detach and turn into this https://t.co/aS4q52pWZE pic.twitter.com/LcOqJisgSl
— Eli Olsberg (@EliOlsberg) July 28, 2022
He chose poorly https://t.co/zZepwBTtxB pic.twitter.com/ad3YA0Zx8R
— Matt Berger (@mattbergerh) July 28, 2022
This man looks like he is being controlled by 8 Stan Winston Studio puppeteers offscreen https://t.co/eWGwknFFAu
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 28, 2022
remember when snapchat had that mouth for eyes filter https://t.co/ls1AmVoUC8
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) July 28, 2022
Jesus https://t.co/o5AUn7wawh pic.twitter.com/QTnRChuPcb
— Watson (@Watson_GB) July 28, 2022
Looks like something from an 80s movie where they cut in a fake head for 5 miliseconds before it explodes. https://t.co/KW0ecxh2Nb
— Steven Web (@StevenWallaby) July 28, 2022
Uncanny resemblance https://t.co/t2azYr7hkf pic.twitter.com/Hv0Z6cIOND
— HBK (@RidersOfRohen) July 28, 2022
Shouldn't he be busy terrorizing Bill Murray? https://t.co/BeXFlGudeo pic.twitter.com/pxxMHVi2iw
— Grandpa Skinny jeans (@Jeff_NOO) July 28, 2022
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1552690771928592385
wow he looks great https://t.co/QHnysOqjv8
— Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan (@morninggloria) July 28, 2022
This is what happens when you no longer have the White House makeup team on the payroll.
(Via the Daily Mail)