A rumor began circulating on July 8 that notorious drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman had escaped from prison for a third time. If you’ll recall, the drug lord pulled an elaborate tunnel escape last July. While it doesn’t seem like this latest escape rumor is true, that didn’t stop Twitter from bringing out their best jokes and memes to celebrate the non-occasion.
First, internet sleuths tried to figure out how El Chapo made his daring escape:
https://twitter.com/r_uhi/status/751518954192068608
El Chapo: Hey look over there
Guard: *turns around*
El Chapo: pic.twitter.com/2GfroUyrJK— Yindo (@ChiefYinde) July 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/navsti/status/751516642593501185
El chapo escaping prison for the third time like… pic.twitter.com/PlVS4TsvDW
— mitch (@mitch99art) July 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/robertsveryown/status/751515512459276288
https://twitter.com/_JMOxQ/status/751515094115385349
https://twitter.com/macklemeth/status/751514395260383232
This is all unconfirmed, but he may have had help from dank memes and “O sh*t waddup”-ed his way out of prison.
https://twitter.com/DankJetFuel/status/751524144898928640
Plenty of folks had theories as to why El Chapo would escape (beyond the whole “not being in prison” thing). The prevailing theory held that the kingpin was coming for presidential candidate and sentient bag of sprouted sweet potatoes Donald Trump, who said he could single-handedly defeat the drug lord.
https://twitter.com/BLAKEFADES/status/751518582740180993
donald trump when he sees el chapo https://t.co/tB3cyAR8HL
— antonio (@antoniodelotero) July 8, 2016
Me waiting for El Chapo to kill Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/Pb3YFEkSG4
— lu🥀 (athens era) (@hanleiarey) July 8, 2016
Though I subscribe to the theory that El Chapo just really wants to hear “First Day Out Tha Feds” in person.
El Chapo heard Gucci was goin on tour soon, couldn't miss it
— Amelia (@Ameliawittable) July 8, 2016
Regardless of whether or not El Chapo actually escaped — and why he might want to — we can all admit that this is going to make one hell of a movie for whoever is smart enough to snag the rights.
https://twitter.com/ChrisUrbanski/status/751523569037746176
And you absolutely cannot knock El Chapo’s hustle.
Man, I wish I was as good at anything as El Chapo is at escaping from jail.
— Seth (@SethayatesDFS) July 8, 2016