There’s no other way to describe this video than to say that this kid was totally WRECKT by this fish that wasn’t quite as interested in being out of the water as the toddler and his parents might’ve thought. The kid’s got a pretty good reaction to being fish-slapped, but his experience is just another reminder that you should never mess with sea life. Or animals in general. Just stay inside, maybe. There’s TV there. And funny videos of people being slapped by fish.
Death and Taxes suggests that the little boy, who’s actually very concerned about why the fish is bleeding, is going to be “a vegan by high school.” He could also be watching this video and plotting his revenge. So if a war between humans and fish breaks out in the next 50 years (and not just in a movie starring Tara Reid), you know who to blame.
(Via Death and Taxes)